||granny is ??/f/Tampa, Florida
|"what do u look like?"||Well, even though I'm not very much to look at, I was once a swinging gal!
|"r u single?"
||Actually, I'm a 3rd widow.
|"have u got a site?"
||No, I don't want to pick out my grave site just yet. I think I still got a few years left in me!
|"what other sites u like?"
||I like my first husband's, seconds husband's, [my third husband's grave sucks!], both my son's, my sister's is OK...